coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via jnnbn)

city-fog-and-brave-dialogue:

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

reasons why tumblr aids education

(Source: literalmarveltrash, via memewhore)

Anonymous:
I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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(Source: canadad, via ruinedchildhood)

zackisontumblr:

*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)