hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Anonymous:
what's your technique for fingering ?

eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu

looktothenightxai:

veloxiraptor:

whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining

This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use

(Source: kristoffs-bizarre-adventure, via kakashisdickk)

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again

(via randomoutbursts)

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

(via damnitsjosh)